I'm starting my own reality show. The only way to watch it is by following me around.

A boy peeing with the bathroom door open is like fingernails on the chalkboard to a mother's ear. (Or a man too I guess, but that doesn't happen in this house.)

I see a lot of company logos on clothing. Have you noticed you never see anyone wearing a Cialis hat?

If you're in a face to face conversation with someone, please take the Bluetooth out of your ear. Do you want them listening to you or wondering why a blue light-flashing-piece of plastic is hanging on the side of your head?

Apple reported revenue of $10.47 billion in iphone sales alone last quarter. To put that in perspective you could have bought over 77 million copies of Windows Home Premium with that amount.

Hey employee of the month, if you're so great, why do you insist on parking so close to your work place? Plus, it seems you're never there anyway, and I could really use that space.

I ran across this hat, for TV viewing with your smartphone or ipod touch. To quote Forrest Gump: "That's all I have to say about that."

Welcome to my humble little blog. My mind is often a waste of a terrible thing. I thought it might be good to both share some of my mind and try to improve it by putting my thoughts down on pixels and bits.

(Remember the Kibbles and Bits commercial with the dogs running around saying: "Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits, I'm going to get me some Kibbles and Bits!"?) This one is funny, no singing though.

Alas, I digress. Not totally sure what all I will do here, but I plan passing along some of my observations of the trivial, the occasional photo with some commentary (I'm an ingrained amateur), a few links now and then, and possibly a little tech. I'll keep the last one brief, as it's covered extensively elsewhere.

Why the name you may ask? It popped in my head and was cheap and available.